NARCISSAURUS

as above - as within

Meet the PandaCats: a gloriously dysfunctional cast of masked misfits, each one wrestling with their own baggage—just like the rest of us.These characters aren’t just figments of the artist’s imagination; they’re exaggerated reflections of our own messy, soul-searching journeys.From abandonment issues to addictive tendencies and delusions of grandeur, the PandaCats tackle their inner chaos head-on, turning their struggles into satirical
comedy gold.Through performance art and poetry, they peel back the masks we all wear, exposing the raw, awkward, and sometimes hilarious truth about being human.This family of PandaCats is equal parts tragic and funny—a wild, relatable ride through the ups and downs of modern life.They invite you to laugh at the madness, see your own story in theirs, and maybe even find a little hope in the shared chaos we all
carry inside.

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Mask Junki

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• Mask Junki

Meet Mask Junki. He isn’t just a character—he’s a walking example of how NOT to adult..MASK JUNKI has an addictive nature, one who indulges in excess to understand and to escape the world around him.Without realising it, every step he takes is chaotic.This PandaCat proves life’s funnier when you embrace your
inner disaster.His Superpower:Making chaos look funny and recovery feel like a party—while still winging this whole “adulting” thing.

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GI JOE

Meet GI Joe an ex soldier with an identity crisis.With two parents in the armed forces—one British and one American—and a dose of Native American heritage, he’s basically a one-man United Nations.Stuck between identities,
this PandaCat is the outcast everyone secretly wants on their team, even if they can’t quite figure out where he belongs.His real battle isn’t on the battlefield—it’s trying to find purpose when he’s not sure which side of himself to salute.In a world that seems to be tearing at its own heart, GI Joe’s toughest fight is keeping the peace…
with himself.His superpower:Accidental Peacemaker: Somehow manages to calm down fights… usually by making everyone so baffled they forget what they were arguing about.

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TRAILER TRASH

Meet Trailer Trash: a PandaCat who’s had a rough ride, attracting all the wrong men like a magnet
for disaster.She has a knack for always appearing “beautiful” because broken guys just can’t resist her.She’s mostly a hot mess but on the bright side, she’s turned heartbreak into a hobby and has enough compassion to rescue stray dogs, lost souls, and the random guy who forgot his keys.Her Superpower?Turning chaos into kindness

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PANDAMONIUM

Meet PANDAMONIUM: the PandaCat who went from quiet wallflower to loudspeaker for every injustice on the planet.Bullied as a kid, now he’s the self-appointed chaos coordinator—always ready to solve problems nobody asked for, with opinions so strong they could start a fire.Clever? Absolutely.
Smooth? Not so much.His superpower?Turning everything into spectacular epic fails—all in the name keeping the peace and seeking approval

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RINKY DINKY

Rinky Dinky is a dysfunctional yet endearing member of the Pandacat family.Scarred by an abusive childhood and early sexual awakening, he’s obsessed with sex and constantly seeks validation through relationships with women—especially those who seem broken or in need of fixing.Though he means well, his lack of boundaries and deep-seated mother issues lead him into chaotic romances, which he inevitably sabotages by blaming his partner for his own feelings.Superpower:
Rinky Dinky has an uncanny ability to sense emotional pain in others, instantly recognizing who is hurting or vulnerable—though he often uses this gift to start relationships that mirror his own unresolved wounds.

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CATALICIOUS

Catalicious is a captivating female Pandacat with a unique blend of panda and feline traits.Growing up neglected and misunderstood, especially due to her overbearing and jealous mother, she became introverted and emotionally complex.Despite her struggles, she developed a seductive charm and powerful persuasive abilities that border on masterful manipulation.Her superpower is Emotional Enchantment—the ability to subtly influence and control the emotions and perceptions of those around her.

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PANDACAT

Meet Pandacat a fearless and honest leader of the
Pandacat family.Known for his directness and sharp wit, he guides others with tough love rooted in a deep quest for truth and justice.Haunted by the loss of his twin sister and the sudden death of his beloved carer Angelica by the age of 3 years of age, Pandacat channels his past pain into a drive for a fairer world grounded in love, joy, peace,
and freedom.Though sometimes seen as “too perfect,” his honesty and sarcasm inspire those around him to face reality and grow.PandaCats Superpower:Truthsense — the ability to instantly sense dishonesty and reveal hidden truths, inspiring liberation through honesty.

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YIP YAP

Once a shy PandaCat silenced by his self-absorbed mother, Yip Yap now makes up for lost time—by never shutting up.Growing up ignored, he honed his imagination to intergalactic levels, and now he dazzles
(and occasionally baffles)
everyone with ideas that sound like they’re from another universe.Is he a misunderstood visionary or just making it up as he goes? Even his closest friends aren’t sure.YIP YAPS Super Power:Dimensional Discourse
Yip Yap’s words literally bend reality, pulling wisdom (and chaos) from countless timelines.